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Jul 21, 2004

" Yeah..... TO A BADGER!"

Ok, you may be thinking " what in teh name of buddha's undertrousers is she talkin bout badgers for?". The answer is simple and predictable: Because. Tee hee. See, i think i have developed an obsession with badgers. I mean, you have to love them They are small ( i think) and fluffy ( i think not) and i think we can ALL agree that they make us all scratch our heads in bewilderness. Lol. You see, this week has resulted in two NEW inside JOKES. I will list them for you.

1) " Yeah...TO A BADGER!" replying to what my pal said about how "good looking" this british guy was.
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2) " Froonky! Come quick! Get bucket!" My pal Cheyennie reading my storie "First date(s)" whe the main charrie aedyn goes out w/ an italian guy who's parents own a restaurant and they go and they end up having to WRK on their date....hm...... well this is waht teh grandpa said to " Frankie".

Pretty funnay eh? Tee hee. Ok since i haven't written in a while here is a list of things which have occured during taht period of absence. It will shock you! INTEREST you and make you LAUGH and be very mildly entertaining.....ish.

1) Last wednesday i went with my pal cheyennie's troop to eth galleria. We acted like models and some people ACTUALLY stared at us and looked at us liek we were famou. Otehr gave us dirty looks and we returned the favor! Lol.

2) Last Thursday i got my ears pierced! YAY! They are pretty and infection free (unliek when they got infected last time, resulting in me having to close the holes up) But this time the dermatologist did it. And according to manda it looks liek my ears "deflated". lol.

3) last Friday i saw " a cinderella story " with Cheyennie. It was SOO GREAT! I almost melted from seeing chad. I am serious i almoty had spasms. it rekindled the flmae of LURVE toward him. lol. I cried too...cuz hiklary duff's charrie was made fun off and i took pity......

4) Last Saturday i PAINTED MY ROOM! How ool is that? Tres cool....that's how! It's now a VAIR soft green. During this process i got rid of ALOT of clutter so my room looks nicer.

That's botu it. But im SURE you agree that alot of kinda life changing-ish stuff happened. I am TRES EXCITED because on FRIDAY LAINSY one of my BESTEST FRIENDs is going to spend teh night. we are goping to teh galleria to do a bit of back-to-school/end-of-summer shopping! I am planning on exchanging my "jem" shirt for a diff one at Torrid. I will also prolly but soem flip flops and maybe soem earrings. we will have SOOOO much fun! ok well i g2g. Toodilies hons!

~*~StEpH~*~

Posted at 05:21 pm by Stephiekins
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Jul 9, 2004

I am being kicked out of my own home...That's nice, isn't it? *sarcastic smile*

Ok, you are prolly wondering, "what is she going on and on about being kicked out fo her home?" well if you must be nosey (jk) my bro is having his sad arse pals over for his b-day partay tonight. Oh Joy. And since i am Dogsitting Coco-noco we are going to be spending teh nightie ( My maja and i that is ) at Linda's. I wish i was here but i also wish i wasn't. Because last year they took all of my skintimate ( no jokle) and sprayed it all over teh walls and into eachother's mouths. THEY USED IT ALL! I just want to be here to monitor their behavior w/ my possessions! But then again, they are boys and they are odd and retarted so i do not wnat t be aroudn them while they are in hyper-active loon sad arse mode, if you know what i mean. Now don't get any ideas , but te PLUS side of having a twin is that all fo his pals will most liekly be the same age as me or older soo.....h can INTRODUCE ME!!!!!!! YAY!!! Ok.....iwill stop having spasms. This will be AFTER he gets CUTE freinds. Wow, this dude is a manhoe. He has cheated on his girlfriend or wife 300 times~!!!! wow. i am watching Maury if you are wondering. YOU GO GIRL!!! YOU KIK HIS SORRY ARSE!!! Ok...erm...sorry. BOOOOOO!!!!!!! Ok, i wills hut up now. I am going to see if Lennie can comeover next week or so. I asked maja a few days ago and she said "of course!" My maja really likes Lennie cuz lennie is nice but she doesn't take any poo from anybody lol. OOH MY GARSH!!!! This girl is going psycho on Maury.. Her guy took a lie detector test and failed and she flipped a chair and went into a corner and started bawling. Poor lady...i sorry..... But anyways, i m, trying to think of fun things to do. Hmm...last time we wnet bowling but i totally suck at it. lol. i am serious. Lol. we could go out to eat or we could go somehwere and act liek british poeple....lol. Call me a retart but it is SOO MUCH FUN!!!Lol. Ok well i g2g hons. I'll ttyoualllater. Toodilies.

~*~StEpHiElkInS~*~

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Jul 7, 2004

Oh jah, the cows go moo

Hey. i am BACK! WITH GEWD NEWS! I am getting my ears pierced on the 15TH!!!! WOOT WOOT! WOOT WOOT! ( As lenniekins would say! ). Ok i just wnated to let you know. ALSO i came up with a great idea for a t-shirt ( that they would sell at urban outfitters i am sure ). I got the inspiration from my pallie CHEY! You see , she and her pals have this joke about a " hodown" But it means something else. i am sure you will understand in a mome. My design in to have a shirt with the phrase " HOE DOWN!" and show a hoe ( i.e. slutty girl ) on teh ground all sprawled out like she is like unconious.Mean, yes. Funny, yes. I am going to go design it now. lol. Thanks fir being a muse Chey. Not that you are a hoe ( infact we are anti-hoe and anti-FSA (future sluts of america ), but your joke inspired me. Oh, and about teh title, you and wondeing what that is about,ok, i will tell you. " oh jah, the cows go moo." is my fave phrase at the mome! Toodilies.

~*~StEpHiEkIns~*~

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Sorry i haven't written in a LOOONG time...

Hey girlies ( and dudes.... hahahaaha ) What is up? I've been sooo busy with life and all that i haven't been able to write in a while, soo sorry hons. But yeah you know how i'd been talkig about the Mary-Kate eating disorder thingie? Well i bought the People Magazine issue and it said somethingt about the boards on gURL.com. So i went, like 4 or 5 days ago. I was shocked, becasue it was a crisis board, which is supposedly where you go for help, ebcasue something TRAGIC ( i.e. bad in this case ) has happened and you need help recovering and overcoming. When i got there it was a total opposite. Girls were goiving eachother advice on purging ( i.e. barfing up your food) and fasting. SOme girls were like " I WNAT AN EATING DISORDER!!!" It was scary. one girl was like. " All fo you who coem on here wanting an ed, you can't choose to eb anorexic. Ana finds you, she chooses you she wraps her arms around you and whispers instruction in your ear...." For all fo you thinking " whoa! is she on crack?!" No, she's not. She has the true diagnosis of anorexia-nervosa ( i think i spelled it correctlly ). It is not as simple as girls just not eating, it's a mental disease, to her, ana ( it's slang for an anorexic person or girl ) is a real person. And when she looks in teh mirror she sees something different than everyone else. In her mind, being stick thin, with bones emerging, and no fat is beautiful. And no matetr what you say, it won't affect her, becasue it's a mental disease. they strive for pefection. and to them. " thin is perfection." You may be surprised how much i foudn out by just goig on teh boards and reading teh posts, as much as i would prolly learn from a book, MORE even. Ok basically, they have thinspiration. Girls taht ar anorexic or superskinny that are their inspiration to get that thi. ( lately it has been Mary_kate and it's reported that she's like 77 pounds....) They keep these pictures in their " thinspiration Journals" Which are journals where tehy have " thinspiration quotes" Like : " what nourishes me desroys me" and " Skinny is beautiful" and like " Eating hurts but starving works" and other stuff like that. They also record their weight daily, and what they eat. They usually ahve less than like 400 cals a day. One girl talked about a 2,4,6,8 diet. Where teh first day you have 20 cals, then teh next day you have 400, and it goes on and on fro weeks. Just repeating. Otehrs take laxatives and diet pills and eat enough food so taht their vitamins work. Scary eh? it's liek a whole nother world. Most of these girls are pro-ana. They wear red bracelets with beads that remind them not to eat, and they go on pro-ana sites with pics of girls who weigh liek 39lbs ( no joke) and are liek 5'9. This one girl told a story of how ehr friend died at 39 lbs. Most people on that CRISIS board are pro-ana and don't wnat help. But there are a select few who do. i ahve posted on there. I know it's none of my business, but i voiced my opinion about how this is supposed to be a crisi board for girls who want help. Many agreeed and one girl said. " i totally agree with you. P.s. YOU GO GIRL!" That made me feel like i at least mad a tiny difference in someone's life. lol. I mean, the board really affected me. It was like once i got on i was addicted. was sooo curious and what these girls were talking about, taht it even chnaged my eating habits. I mean iw as less hungry and i ddin't eat very much. It was like it triggered something in my mind. It was scary. I mean, if it ahd that effect on me, imagine what effect it had on girls who were liek 120lbs. with girls saying that 90lbs was fat, what kind of ideas are they getting from that? They are getting ideas that tehy are fat. Believe me, it's scary. I am curently helping two girls and talking to them about it. One girl is a dancer who has just been diagnosed with anorexia and is starting counseling. I talk to her about it and i feel like maybe i can make a tiny difference in someonme's life. Ok taht sounds very cliche but i just really wanted to help as much as i could. Anotehr girl is verweight and says that everyone teases her and she's afraid that she might develop it. Total i've talked to tehse girls for about 2 hours. You may think taht i just want to help these girls to seem like a good samaritan and that everyoen shoudl praise me for it. no. That';s not true. i just want to help people. And the gURL.com boards triggered it. I am NOT going abck there for a long time, and i am going to write gurl about it, ebcasue they should at least TRY to monitor it. Ok, i am done raving on lol. I just hope that people realize how horrible eds are and i hope it's opened their eyes. It's opened mine.

~*~StEpHiEkInS~*~

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Jun 28, 2004

HELLO! I'M SO EXCITED! NUH NUH ! AND I JUST CANT HIDE IT! NUH NUH NUH! Erm.....

Yo peoples. Tis moi, Steph. Reporting for dutay! What duty? I dunno. I am just writing what comes to my head. Wanna know what's in my head right now? Do ya? DOOOOO ya? Ok, i will tell you! Tomorrow is Chey's b-day partay! I AM SOOO EXCITED! She always has great partays! GREAT! PARTAYS! So i am natuirally excited. I can't tell you what i got her for a pressie ( it will ruin the surprise ) But i PRAY she will LURVE IT! LURVE IT I SAY! Well, i am just SOO excited! That reminds me! Today i bought a Tee at Old Navy ( FR ONLY 9.74!) that says " Pinewoods Camp" on teh front left corner and on teh back it says " COUNSELOR"!!!!! How cool is that? TRES cool! Well it is kinda late (not) and i must be going. I will give you the scoop on JULY 1st! HAPPY EARLY B-DAY CHEYENNIE! Toodilies,

~*~StEpHiEkInS~*~

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Jun 27, 2004

OWWW! The area where my mustache ws is hair-free but VAIR VAIR RED! Oh the price of a hairless-upper-lip!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! Ok, i bet you are wondering why i am screaming and saying " IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" in my head. It is evry simple you see. Every two weeks i must remove my mustache ( yes i made the mistake of plucking and they grew in DARKER!). I ws just removing it and i don't think i kept it on too long, but all fo a sudden while iwas talking to Lennie and Chey it started BURNING! I was lik " CRAP OWW!!!!" and i ran to eth loo and took it off. Now i have these two red marks ABOVE where the remover was! AND IT BURNS! I tried putting soem moisturizer on the spots ( "AHHHHH! OH MY GARSH MY UPPER LIP THING IS ON FIRE!!!!!" ) and then i tried this redness reducer. (" why is god punishing em for wanting a hair-free upper lip?!") Now i am sitting here, typing away and holding an ice pack to my upper-lip. " DARN U SALLY HANSEN!" grrr....... oh well. It doesn't hurt anymore, but i still ahve red spots. GrRRRREAT! Not. Why must beauty be soooo painful? I mean yeah some wise lady ( or man for all we know ) said " Beauty is Pain " TELL EM SOMETHIN I DUNT KNOW OK?" I may seem mad, but in fact i am vey calm and listening to michelle branch. I Think i am a " beauty Junkie" because today i bought : ( mostly with my own money teh nes w/ *s are teh oens my maja bought).
What i bougt at walgreens today:
1) * acne wash
2) * That new clean and clear advantage stuff
3) NYC eyeliner in brown
4) Neutorgena body wash ( One word: bacne )
5) Hair clip ( for restraining hair from getting all ansty an soapy and getting stiff )
6) Chapstick overnight lip treatment ( No it is not for my upperlip!It is to make my lips kissable. who ill i kiss? No one. So what's the point right? WhatEVER!)

That's bout it. Have you ever felt bitter? I have. I don't neccisarily right now, but you get the pic. well tomorrow i start VBS ( vacation bible school ). no I am not going to be getting " bible schooled" lol. i am what my church calls a " sheperd" (( INTURRUPTION: MY UPPER LIP STILL VAIR RED! POOOO!! )). What si a sheperd you ask? It is a person ( liek moi ) who is assigned a group of kids ( last year iw as a sheperd for the "strawberries" group.) and basically goes to every activity with them and makes sure they don't eat toxic things and suffocate eachotehr with toilet paper. ETC. When i'm a lil odler i wanna be a counselor at a FUNFULL camp. Even a "fat" camp. Ok, i LURVE teh movie " HeavyWeights" which is about a "fat" camp that used to be a REALLY FUN camp and then ben Stiller's charrie ( iw as too distracted by his tragic spandex to remember his name) Buys the camp and turns it into an OBSESSIVE WEIGHT loss camp ( i.e. NOT FUN CAMP! ). It's great. It makes me wnat to go to fat camp. I need to go, becasue i am pelaseantly plump ( altho i've lost weight since last week YAY!) It sounds liek fun. i mean, I would be more comfortable tehe, right? because everyoen will be like me! But, i dunno. I am still quite disturbed by the whole Mary-Kate olsen has anorexia thing. It's weird. Eww. Well i'd better get to bed becasue i hafta get up at 7:30 in teh morn ( I AM DESTINED NOT TO BE LATE TO VBS CUZ OF MY MAJA AND BRAJA WHO TEND TO SLOW US DOWN!). Well night night all. Have happy sleep . Lol happy sleep HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Ok ttytomorrow.

~*~ StEpHiEkInS ~*~

Posted at 10:51 pm by Stephiekins
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WELCOME! To the T.V show that is my life...

Welcome to my life! Ok, basically i will document my hilarious and sometimes pooie life! What is life? is it a box of chocolates? Is it something taht gives you pooburgers? Is it an onion? We will neve know. There is only one word to describe life. Life.

10 things you should know before you read my blog:

1) I make ALOT ( no joke! ) of Typos!
2) I like to make up words and stuff so if you are wondeirng what in teh name of arse i am talking about then...erm...sorry that is ur prob i guess! Lol.
3) The title means " it's the life " in french, and i am SURE taht you know what "maybe" means. it is not french. If you did not know that maybe is not french, i fear for your sanity.
4) I am blonde ( natural thank u very much! ) so i might say some pretty vain things.
5) My fave ( series ) is the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series ( Angus Thongs and Full-frontal snogging ).
6) i made someone pee in their pants i made them laugh soo hard( altho their identity shall remain secret FOREVER )
7) I just turned 14 but i am still under the impression that i am 13, which i am not.
8) I have a Twin Bro named Matt. He is too weird for words.
9) I will constantly mae fun of a person ( harshly ) named Dimily. She used to be my best pal but then she practically abused me.THAT ARSE! which caused me to stop being a doormat and become a " mat of hot coals". ( inside joke: " My anme is Dimily and i shop at a breadcrumb and fish" yes it is making fun of " Abercrombie&Fitch. lame eh?) yes, it was an obsesso christian shirt ( not that being an obsesso is bad.........)
10)Next year i am going to High school. Oh crap. I am going to die.....

~*~ StEpHiEkInS ~*~

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