AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! Ok, i bet you are wondering why i am screaming and saying " IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" in my head. It is evry simple you see. Every two weeks i must remove my mustache ( yes i made the mistake of plucking and they grew in DARKER!). I ws just removing it and i don't think i kept it on too long, but all fo a sudden while iwas talking to Lennie and Chey it started BURNING! I was lik " CRAP OWW!!!!" and i ran to eth loo and took it off. Now i have these two red marks ABOVE where the remover was! AND IT BURNS! I tried putting soem moisturizer on the spots ( "AHHHHH! OH MY GARSH MY UPPER LIP THING IS ON FIRE!!!!!" ) and then i tried this redness reducer. (" why is god punishing em for wanting a hair-free upper lip?!") Now i am sitting here, typing away and holding an ice pack to my upper-lip. " DARN U SALLY HANSEN!" grrr....... oh well. It doesn't hurt anymore, but i still ahve red spots. GrRRRREAT! Not. Why must beauty be soooo painful? I mean yeah some wise lady ( or man for all we know ) said " Beauty is Pain " TELL EM SOMETHIN I DUNT KNOW OK?" I may seem mad, but in fact i am vey calm and listening to michelle branch. I Think i am a " beauty Junkie" because today i bought : ( mostly with my own money teh nes w/ *s are teh oens my maja bought).
What i bougt at walgreens today:
1) * acne wash
2) * That new clean and clear advantage stuff
3) NYC eyeliner in brown
4) Neutorgena body wash ( One word: bacne )
5) Hair clip ( for restraining hair from getting all ansty an soapy and getting stiff )
6) Chapstick overnight lip treatment ( No it is not for my upperlip!It is to make my lips kissable. who ill i kiss? No one. So what's the point right? WhatEVER!)

That's bout it. Have you ever felt bitter? I have. I don't neccisarily right now, but you get the pic. well tomorrow i start VBS ( vacation bible school ). no I am not going to be getting " bible schooled" lol. i am what my church calls a " sheperd" (( INTURRUPTION: MY UPPER LIP STILL VAIR RED! POOOO!! )). What si a sheperd you ask? It is a person ( liek moi ) who is assigned a group of kids ( last year iw as a sheperd for the "strawberries" group.) and basically goes to every activity with them and makes sure they don't eat toxic things and suffocate eachotehr with toilet paper. ETC. When i'm a lil odler i wanna be a counselor at a FUNFULL camp. Even a "fat" camp. Ok, i LURVE teh movie " HeavyWeights" which is about a "fat" camp that used to be a REALLY FUN camp and then ben Stiller's charrie ( iw as too distracted by his tragic spandex  to remember his name) Buys the camp and turns it into an OBSESSIVE WEIGHT loss camp ( i.e. NOT FUN CAMP! ). It's great. It makes me wnat to go to fat camp. I need to go, becasue i am pelaseantly plump ( altho i've lost weight since last week YAY!) It sounds liek fun. i mean, I would be more comfortable tehe, right? because everyoen will be like me! But, i dunno. I am still quite disturbed by the whole Mary-Kate olsen has anorexia thing. It's weird. Eww. Well i'd better get to bed becasue i hafta get up at 7:30 in teh morn ( I AM DESTINED NOT TO BE LATE TO VBS CUZ OF MY MAJA AND BRAJA WHO TEND TO SLOW US DOWN!). Well night night all. Have happy sleep . Lol happy sleep HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!  Ok ttytomorrow.

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